The Thing 2
so I heard my friend got a old box I dont think its true but something strange happened to me the other day. when I got home from the doctor there was a big hole in my wall and then my dad exploded it was strange my friend brought a time bomb over i was reaching for an apple when I accidentally bit the bomb so when I went potty in the toilet when I got up my toilet exploded.
then I went to school my friend brought a time bomb for show and tell and he blew up the school.
then when I got home half of my house and my new window was gone.
I heard that the box was in a ancient underground cavern so I went there I bumped my head on a low wall I walked by a lake I think its connected to the ocean I walked by it than a shark scared me so much I almost wet myself then the shark started talking to me it said yo dude you smell good! I came to a dead end I touched the wall and it exploded. I saw a wooden box on a pedestal.
I took it and some ghosts came up I started running and the shark said bye bye I bumped my head again man I should look where Im going I hear it keeps you safe I should try it and I hear washing your hands is good for your health I think il try it. anyway I got the box home I opened it an explosien came out then I found a nuke inside I opened the door and the shark was there it started to talk I stuffed the nuke in its mouth and slammed the door. Inside the box there was a time bomb set for 5 seconds I chucked it out the window I heard in the sharks voice the small quiet word YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!
then I gave the box to a bully I told him it was valuable I walked away and heard a big BOOM!! I brushed my hands and walked away I went home and ate a sandwitch.
then I went to school my friend brought a time bomb for show and tell and he blew up the school.
then when I got home half of my house and my new window was gone.
I heard that the box was in a ancient underground cavern so I went there I bumped my head on a low wall I walked by a lake I think its connected to the ocean I walked by it than a shark scared me so much I almost wet myself then the shark started talking to me it said yo dude you smell good! I came to a dead end I touched the wall and it exploded. I saw a wooden box on a pedestal.
I took it and some ghosts came up I started running and the shark said bye bye I bumped my head again man I should look where Im going I hear it keeps you safe I should try it and I hear washing your hands is good for your health I think il try it. anyway I got the box home I opened it an explosien came out then I found a nuke inside I opened the door and the shark was there it started to talk I stuffed the nuke in its mouth and slammed the door. Inside the box there was a time bomb set for 5 seconds I chucked it out the window I heard in the sharks voice the small quiet word YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!
then I gave the box to a bully I told him it was valuable I walked away and heard a big BOOM!! I brushed my hands and walked away I went home and ate a sandwitch.
THE END
Since the shark said you smell good it was probably opposite day. Suck My Butt Balloon Butt! *Really*
ReplyDeleteEither that or the shark is a fat gay person.
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